For the majestic fleet of Gnu Girls Pirates hath sailed into thy harbor of our noble port of High Cascade Snowboard Camp!
With them, they brought great bounty, as well as great danger!
For the 4th time this summer, the Gnu Girls hath despoiled our noble village!
This time, the fierce competition took place on the great table tennis field. Tis a field where humans test their utmost strength and internal fortitude. The challenge was extremely tough. The Gnu Pirate Girls had to play ping-pong with one eye covered, just like ole’ black beard would play. It takes a true Pirate to become an expert sword handler!
It was not an easy task, playing in a 2-dimensional world.
The reward however, now that is a different story. The reward was extremely plentiful.
The winner of the one eyed ping pong received a brand new Gnu Park Pickle, while 2nd, and 3ed place took home awesome Gnu T-shirts! These Gnu Pirate Girls are expert sword handlers! Beware if thy cross paths with these dangerous and treacherous Pirates!! God Speed and good luck to all of thee!!!!
